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The UK’s only traditional Morris side.


Morris danced the way the Gods intended.


Our Border Morris signifiers:


* Top Hats: in imitation of our forebears.


* Painted Faces: to disguise our identities.


* Hazardous Black and Yellow Clothing and Tatters: as we mourn this car crash of a world, disfigured by the likes of racism, homophobia, unkindness, sexism and the Tory Party.


* Black Boots: the footwear not the high street tax dodging chemist.



We are not members of any Morris organisation or affiliated with any folk based groups.

In fact we are not part of anything except the proud traditions of Border Morris and Rave culture.

We seek no exposure or publicity and perform at festivals and events of our own choosing.

There can only ever be a limited number of members in any of the known Universes at any one time.



Rewilding English traditional dance.


Look out for these Acid Morris tracts:

“Teach Your Tortoise to Sing”

“Is the Bible’s Silence on Interval Training a Stumbling Block to Belief?”

“St Gengolphus of Burgundy. The Man and the Myth”

“Candlewick Bedspreads: a Comparative Review”

“Which Is the Best Ring? The Morris Ring or Wagner’s Ring?"

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